源作者:光光讲笑话
表示开心的英文名字男孩
“My cat is so smart. He eats cheese, then waits at the mouse hole with baited breath.”
我的猫太聪明了.它吃芝士,接着在老鼠洞前呼出芝士的味道作诱饵.
“Some Boy Scouts from the city were on a camping trip. The mosquitoes were so fierce, the boys had to hide under their blankets to avoid being bitten. Then one of the scouts saw some lightning bugs and said to his friend, “We might as well give up. They’re coming after us with flashlights.”
一些来自城市的童子军去野营.蚊子太猛了,以致于他们不得不为了不被蚊子咬躲到毯子下面.接着有个人看到萤火虫,他跟他的朋友说,我们还是放弃吧.他们带手电筒来找我们了.
“Boy: Could you sell me a shark?
Pet-shop owner: Why do you want a shark?
Boy: My cat keeps trying to eat my goldfish, and I want to teach him a lesson.”
男孩:你可以卖给我一只鲨鱼吗?
宠物店老板:你为什么想要一只鲨鱼?
男孩:我的猫总是想吃我的金鱼,我想给它一点教训.
“Frank: Did you hear about the guy who was arrested at the zoo for feeding the pigeons?
Harry: No. What’s wrong with feeding the pigeons?
Frank: He fed them to the lions.”
弗兰克:你听说过有个人在动物园喂鸽子被抓吗?
哈利:没有.喂鸽子有什么问题?
弗兰克:他喂鸽子给狮子.
